This authorised yet heretical Haggadah from the infamous Jewdas
collective propagates a multitude of dangerous ideas such as
anarcho-socialism, the dismantling of nation-states and free pickles
for all. Moreover it promotes Rabbi Geoffrey Cohen's ideology of
diasporism: that the promised land is not an overpriced piece of real
estate in the Middle East but wherever people gather to ferment noisy
and joyful revolution.
Fully
ready for use at your next Passover seder, this Haggadah also
contains an authorised guide to Jewish practice in the late
capitalist era, riotous songs, diasporic recipes, and assorted tips
for surviving establishment Judaism.
Kosher
for Jews and infidels alike, the Haggadah has been authorised and
approved by Jeremy, Rabbi Krustofsky, Emma Goldman, Buddha, Hashem,
John the Baptist and the guy from the apprentice who didn’t know
what a kosher chicken was.